A Charger

Let me get your number first so I know who you are and then I'll take your mug shot.



National Anthem

Waiting for a donkey...

...so he can play donkey basketball with his classmates to raise money for his class. Who on earth came up with donkey basketball? I mean, seriously. I now know there's a company devoted to it: good ol' Buckeye Donkey Ball Co. in Mount Sterling, Ohio. It must've been them.

White Christmas?

Ahh, I remember the good ol' days when the best tubing hill had a killer jump and the ice was as slick as bacon grease. These kids had what some might call a "hill"--if 15 feet of vertical rise and a max speed of 15 mph can categorize it as such. But at least they had a hill. Not many kids in these here parts can say that. And hey, if it's gonna be cold it migh'swell snow. And you migh'swell sling it in your sister's face. I almost wanted a face full of snow for old times' sake. Almost.